Life is meant to be enjoyed, and laughing at it is one of the best ways to accomplish that. Just like the the icing on the cake, or the bunches in "Honey Bunches of Oats", the cheese on your nachos is really the only reason you are eating them.
Maybe swimming in nacho cheese sauce isn't appealing to everyone, but think of how warm and cozy it would be. Plus when you get hungry you can just swim over to a chip and have a snack. I hope you enjoy, and watch out for the giant jalepenos.